Symptoms of aging as of....now.

1. Left shoulder is a constant bother, a bottle cracking over it whenever I help my mom with the presents.

2. Knees pop and scare kids.

3. Feeling dumber by the minute.

6:26 12/25/11

4. Speech is an exercise in focus.

5. Jokes worsen.

12:34 12/27/11

6. ai, fuck what the fuck just exploded in my chest?

12:56 1/3/12