>White line angled against the center-most metacarpals of right hand: ~/: with Rudy on my back, I drove a scooter into the jungle while scooting across the island of Cozumel. Cut my hand while lifting the scooter off of Rudy. Paid $40 for damage to fender.

>Dark brown blotch with a center of raised white skin on left wrist, beneath thumb: riding a bicycle just as my parents drove past me. We raced home and I crashed.

>Small white crescent on the back of right hand, beneath the pointer finger: c: caught on barbed wire while sneaking into an abandoned loading dock. Interior of dock burned into memory.

>Two light dots just above left nipple: odd pickings.

>Pink line just under chin: can't remember.

>Bald trench on right side of parietal, about 5" from ear: ( : can't remember, parents won't say.